Bad Dragon's Nox The Night Drake Review

Nox The Night Drake

I have been greedily eyeing Nox The Night Drake for quite some time now. To me it had this alluring look of a dragon, but also somewhat alien…which I cannot resist. This was my second custom order from Bad Dragon. I also ordered this fine boy along side two other toys which I still need to get around to reviewing! So many toys…so little time to sit down and write them some much deserved reviews. I ordered my Nox with these features:
Size: Medium
Silicone Firmness: Medium
Cumtube: No
Suction Cup: Yes
Coloration: Split custom fade from dark purple to light blue.
I just had to have this color combination. I am a huge borderlands 2 fan, and I find Zer0 the assassin to be the sexiest thing to ever walk the planet. And I imagine him with a purple and blue dick. Oh me and my imagination.
Ordering my Nox was quick and easy, a few clicks of a button, and poof my money was happily spent! Because I had ordered three custom toys I knew that the wait time would be murderous. I was happily surprised when in less than a month all three where completed and headed my way! So way to go Bad Dragon again I couldn't be happier with ya'lls amazing service!
Since I have become very fond of my Crackers the Cockatrice from Bad Dragon, and it is a diameter of 2 inches at the thickest, I decided to go with the medium Nox which also measures a 2 inch diameter around his shaft. Now let me tell you a 2 inch diameter is nothing to scoff at. It is not for beginners, and I do not suggest this size for anybody who is on the small size, is not used regular penetration or has not had any form of penetration. These are big girthy boys for sure! But as for my tastes they are juuuuust right.
After the wait, my package was finally shipped, quick easy, discreet shipping and presto! Dildos at my door!
I seriously wonder how Bad Dragon manages to pack such large toys in such small boxes. I had three fairly large toys packed neatly and tightly in an itty bitty box, so kudos to their box stuffing genius. As soon as the box was at my door I could not get over how perfect my custom fade came out. It was exactly what I wanted!! The medium Nox is the perfect size in my opinion, he felt nice and heavy in my hands. As always I could not help but to touch him all over, familiarizing myself with his texture. He is a beautifully sculpted babe. Like my Crackers, Nox does not have balls, but simply a sheath that the shaft rises up from, mimicking a dragon's male anatomy. Though I am a lover of balls, I am just as happy with Nox's gorgeous textured base. His circular scales surrounding his emerging shaft are beyond perfect.

Now, to the review:

Oral usage
10/10
I am a lover of oral play with toys so while some write this off as something that doesn't need review, I disagree. I am a sucker for a textured toy that I can run my tongue all over and come away with a totally new sensation. Often just the appearance of a toy turns me on, and exploring it with my mouth just takes the experience to the next level. For me it really adds to the encounter and always leaves me begging for more. I started off slow with Nox, feeling his very smooth shaft beneath my tongue. I adore the musculature at the base of his shaft, this little detail really had me drooling. After aquatinting myself with Nox, I could't wait to feel him inside of me.

Vaginal Usage
10/10
I lubed Nox up with Bad Dragon's cum lube, this cumlike lube has become my favorite to use while playing with my dragons, ponies, and monsters, and got myself ready to try and tame this big boy.
His head went in easy, his extremely smooth shaft allowed him to really slide right in like butter. But then his shaft began to swell and stretch me. Just a little bit after his head his shaft swells to his girthiest point at 2" in diameter. And  though this is the same as my Cockatrice for some reason, Nox felt much bigger! I eased up off the widest part of his girth, then pushed back down, coming away with the lovely pinch of being stretched beyond what my other toys had stretched me. I sat on Nox for a good while, letting my body stretch to accommodate him. It took me a while to warm up to him, but once I finally had I was able to hilt him and insert him up to the base. His base is much thinner than his big shaft, so feeling that swollen part within my body was delicious. Nox is great for thrusting or for grinding. I found that his curved nature allows me to easily grind him against my g-spot, while his thickness gives me a fantastic feeling of fullness for the entire ride. This combination is a match made in heaven. I prefer grinding and short shallow thrusts with Nox because for me his width and curve makes him a little hard for me to thrust in and out. Nox is an incredibly smooth ride, he doesn't have much texture to him so he is a deliciously smooth, easy ride. His girth is the only real challenge you face with him. Other than that he is so easy on you it's impossible not to fall head over heels in love. After a good long session of gently rocking him against my sweet spot, and some clitoral stimulation from my favorite bullet I was sent into an earth shattering, mind blowing, make your legs go numb, orgasm. My walls squeezed so tight around Nox that I actually had to wait a good ten minutes before my body would let go of him and allow me to gently slide him out. I was left with a good case of what I like to call "Jelly legs" afterward, and quickly found that trying to walk to the post office after a rondevu with Nox is NOT a good idea! haha!

Anal usage:
N/A
I have not tried Nox anally, I'm afraid he might be just a tad bit big for my bum! But hey maybe one day I will get ambitious. Who knows! But Nox is anal safe due to his large base.

Overall Nox gets a nice 10/10 from this chick! I cannot get enough of this boy. The custom coloration, the smoothness, and the overall ride has me going back again and again. Though Nox is not a "hop on and ride away" toy I still enjoy him greatly. When I am in the mood for a long session of play, I break out Nox and I know he won't ever do me wrong!
The Pros:
1. Curve allows for nice G-Spot stimulation
2. Smooth silky texture
3. Thick and great for stretching

The cons:
NONE!

If you are interested in taking a Nox The Night Drake home for yourself you can find him and many other great fantasy toys at Bad Dragon!
Happy Toying!
-Ashes

Bad Dragon Crackers The Cockatrice Review

Crackers The Cockatrice 

I have a confession to make, I Ashes, have an addition to Bad Dragon. There I said it, whew, glad I got that off my chest!
Yes it is true, my love for Bad Dragon has now grown into a full fledged beast of an addiction. Bad Dragon has now crawled to the top of my list of favorite sex toy manufacturers. Maybe since my printmaking career constantly has me submerged in weird art, and sexual undertones, this is why I love this company so much. Each one of these toys is a work of art. The detail alone is enough to make a good girl, go bad. Come to the dark side…we have dragons.
When I first saw Crackers I new that this cockatrice needed to come home with me. Lucky for me Bad Dragon was in the middle of an entire inventory sale on all their adoptions, flops and ready made toys. My timing couldn't have been better! While browsing the list of toys, I stumbled across this gorgeous ready made Crackers in the toy exclusive color that I had been drooling over, Regal Alpha! It was my lucky day! I snagged this bad boy off and skipped off into the sunset with him. Adoptions are wonderful things. I always feel like I am doing my good deed for the day when I snag an adoption. I imagine the dildos are in the pound, with sad puppy dog faces begging "Take me home I promise I'll be a good dildo and always please you!" Aslo the cool thing about adoptions is that they take half the time to arrive than custom made toys. Adoptions are the impatient toy buyer's dream! If you just cannot stand to wait a month for a toy, go adopt one. They will love you forever if you do. I am all about adopting now, the flop sale really got me hooked. Bad Dragon is very good about introducing sales to their buyers on a regular basis. There is always a select toy model that is %15 off and it changes every month. They also have holiday sales. So if you just can't bring yourself to drop that much cash on a toy, wait for the sales. I am a shark for sales, just swimming around biding my time until a sale pops up then I sink my teeth in…and buy buy buy! I am currently hoping for a memorial day sale from Bad Dragon, but we will see.
But anyways on to my review of Crackers!
My Crackers was an adoption ready made toy so I did not pick his options. Though I think he is perfect the way he is, which is why I took him home.
Toy model: Crackers The Cockatrice
Size: Small
Silicone firmness: Medium
Color: Toy exclusive Regal Alpha
Cumtube option: No
Suction Cup option: Yes
Bad Dragon also offers the option to include a suction cup on some of their toy models. My Crackers was the first Bad Dragon toy I'd ever gotten with a suction cup and now I swear by them, it's an extra $10.00 but it is very much worth it. It ensures your toy will stay in place when in the middle of your mad thrusting love session. Nobody likes a runaway dragon.
I chose to purchase a small Crackers because he is a very thick toy! And after reading other toy enthusiasts reviews, I decided a small Crackers would suffice my size needs. I tend to gravitate toward bigger toys due to the fact that my fiancé is on the larger side and it is the size that I am accustomed to. He has successfully morphed me into a size queen, or size princess…or size whatever. I like bigger, 'nuff said.
I am very happy that I went with this size, I feel I could have handled a medium, but the small needs no warming up and still provides a great stretch. I am an impatient person, I only own a couple of toys I have to warm up to, to take them. When I want to feel a toy inside me, I want it right there and then.
As soon as I ripped my new handsome boy out of his plastic wrapping, I knew this was the start to a very, very beautiful relationship. His coloration blew me away, I couldn't have asked for a more delicious color. The Regal Alpha really brings out every bump, ridge, and scale on Crackers. The flaming pink tip really reminds me of swollen pink glans at the brink of an orgasm, so this little detail is one of my favorite aspects of him. And then his texture!! Holy smokes how could anybody look at this pretty boy and not think, damn those scales. Cracker's underside is lined with a full row of uniform, defined scales similar to the underbelly of a dragon, while his top is covered in small bumps. These details combined mix together to form a delectable pleasure ride you will not soon forget.

Now lets talk about that sexy base of his, though I am a ball fanatic even without balls this base is fantastic. It's like a scaly little volcano sheath giving way to a engorged, needing, erection. His spiked scaled near the base of the shaft have to be my favorite. For those of you who enjoy exploring toys orally, you will LOVE this toy. There are so many scales and different textures to explore. Running my tongue over his base is my favorite, before every use of my bad boy, I have to warm up to him with a nice long oral session. Just a little ritual to worship his delicious texture during our frequent meetings. 

My first time with Crackers was one to remember, I can tell you that much! 

Once he was out of the box, and packing peanuts were successfully spread out all over the living room floor, I gave Crackers a good wash down and prepared to be taken by this big boy. 

Crackers is certainly thicker than he looks, I lubed him up properly, and lowered myself down on him. 

Cracker's shape is different from any other toy I own. His head is nice to you, it's ridged glans sliding into you, prodding you gently, rubbing your walls in just the right way. And then comes his shaft, and thats where you remember you are having sex with a rowdy cockatrice…and he isn't going to play nice. Cracker's shaft balloons out just after the head, stretching his shaft, and the orifice of whomever he decides to thrust into. The diameter of his shaft stretched me in ways I was not expecting! This resulted in sending me to that delicious bittersweet line between pleasure and pain. Being into BDSM and the fact that I am in a dominant/submissive relationship I much enjoy a twinge of pain with my pleasure. It adds a little kick to the spice pot. This cockatrice serviced all my pleasures, serving them up warm and delicious! I allowed him to stretch me for several minutes, letting my body adjust to the intrusion, then slowly began to take more of him, feeling every ridge as I did so. His defined ridge in the middle of his underside provided even more pleasure as I descended upon him. Eventually I was able to take Crackers fully down to the base, where he thins out just slightly. Once I was good and stretched I let this big boy do his thing, I found I prefer using Crackers as a grinder more than a thruster. I like taking his thickness and just letting him fill me while I grind and rock on him. This is where the suction cup comes in handy, he doesn't shift beneath me, he stays put firm and true. Cracker's dramatic upward curve is fantastic for G-spot stimulation and I found if I swayed just right he had no problem hitting the sweet spot. It wasn't long before this fantastic creature had me moaning and dripping with pleasure. End result was one of the hardest orgasms I have ever achieved with a dildo. The deep kind of orgasm that reverberates up through your body and makes you want to take a long nap afterward. Crackers was an instant favorite, and even as my toy box continues to grow, he remains one of my favorite boys. If I am in the mood for a good stretching all I've got to do is whistle for my faithful cockatrice and he is eager to please. I have not tried Crackers anally yet, he's not exactly the tenderest of lovers so I'm a little wary to try him out on that end yet, but because of his large base he is anal safe!  I would recommend Crackers the Cockatrice to any girl or guy who is looking for a nice, long stretch that leaves you aching and fulfilled. I would not recommend him to any beginners, or girls with very tight vaginas. He is girthy, and not exactly for the inexperienced. Do not let his label as size "small" fool you. Are you a beginner that just got their heart broken over my last comment? Don't worry your little head, because you are in luck. Bad Dragon being the awesome folks that they are, just recently released a mini sized Crackers! So if you like the look of Crackers but aren't sure about the girth spring for the mini, he is Crackers in a small package, still equipped with all the lovely bumps and ridges. Overall I give crackers a 10/10!! He is one of my most beloved toys that I keep going back to again and again for those wonderful, deep orgasms that only my boy Crackers can provide! 

Here is the breakdown of pros and cons:

The Pros: 

1. Amazing detail and texture! 

2. Girthy and thick wonderful for a filling experience!

3. Curve provides G-Spot stimulation

4. Small nubs at the base can provide clitoral stimulation 

The cons: 

1. Girth mary be too big for some

Check out Bad Dragon and all their amazing fantasy toys! 

Happy Toying!-Ashes

Bad Dragon's Chance the Stallion Un-Flared Review

Chance The Stallion

Finally I am getting around to taking decent photos of my collection and getting these reviews up! What did I do today you ask? Oh just the usual, it was a beautiful day, so I took my dildos out into the yard and photographed them.
This is my first review, so lets take a crack at this!
Today I am reviewing Bad Dragon's Chance The Stallion. Bad Dragon is a wonderful company that specializes in fantasy dildos of all shapes and sorts. Into dragons, werewolves, horses or sea monsters? Well have they sure got just the thing for you! Bad Dragon instantly caught my eye seeing as they deal in the manufacture of what the public would dub "strange". But in my opinion, their dildos are beyond beautiful! It's like getting a pleasurable work of art! The amount of love and time that goes into these beauties is very apparent. I had been wanting an equine toy for an outrageous amount of time, and after searching many many sites offering equine, or equine inspired toys, I decided I would be purchasing my first pony from Bad Dragon.
Bad Dragon is wonderful for many reasons, one of them that sold me on buying my first stallion from them was the customizable options that they offer.
You can choose your very own custom color, from a two color marble, to a custom color fade your color options are limitless. If you have any questions on color, you can also contact the Bad Dragon staff and they can tell you whether or not it can be done, they are super helpful with any and all questions so don't hesitate to contact them! They are pretty rad people.
You can also choose between several silicone firmness options, soft, medium, and firm. They also have extra soft firmness mostly used for packers. I have found my ideal firmness to be medium, it is just the right firmness to be comfortably insertable, and it doesn't buck away from you when trying to insert the toy. If you are unsure of how the silicone firmness feels, Bad Dragon offers a sample disk set so you can feel their incredible squishy silicone for yourself!  For any first time Bad Dragon buyer I strongly suggest buying a sample disk set before purchasing any toys. Plus then you can display these pretty little pucks stamped with the Bad Dragon logo around your house, or use them for stress relief, or even use them as self defense utensils…if you have a good enough throwing arm. Bad Dragon's silicone that they use for all their toys is high quality, silicone. Silicone in my opinion is the Fastback of sex toy materials. It's the best of the best. It's nonporous and does not pick up disease or infections. It's the safest material and is very easy to clean. It can be cleaned with soap and warm water, its dishwasher safe, or you could boil your toys in warm water. I choose the soap and water option because as far as dishwashers go my dishwasher is my two hands, and I can't bring myself to boil my toys because I am a weenie.
Bad Dragon also offers a variety of sizes for select toys. Their more popular toys come in small, medium, large, and even extra large. They even have minis available on four of their more girthy toys, this size option is very new to the site.
The last customizable option that you can add to your toy is Bad Dragon's infamous cumtube. This option is where you can choose to have a tube running up through your toy which attaches to a syringe so you can shoot your choice of liquid through the toy simulating a real ejaculation. Bad Dragon also sells a cumlube in white or clear which I highly recommend purchasing also. It is specifically made to be used with the cumtube, and it is just all around a great lubricant. The white cumlube is made to feel and look very similar to real cum, so it makes the experience all the more fun!

I ordered my Chance the Stallion with all the bells and whistles, here are all the custom options I chose:
Size: Small
Silicone Firmness: Firm split, the base is Hard firmness, while the shaft is medium firmness
Color: Light Natural stallion pink with brown splotch, and black base
Cumtube option: YES!
I also ordered a bottle of cumlube with my Chance, though any toy you order with a cumtube will come with a complimentary bottle of free cumlube! Nice huh?
Since my Chance was a totally custom made toy, it took a while for me to receive him.
One must understand that making these toys takes some time especially when you order more than one at a time and get some crazy custom colors. My Chance took about four weeks for me to get him in my hands. But I was prepared for that wait after reading many reviews on ordering from Bad Dragon. The wait nearly killed me, but oh was it ever worth it. Bad Dragon allows you to keep track of your order constantly though, and they update you as your toy goes through the stages of manufacture! This doesn't make the wait any easier, but it is nice to be able to follow your toy as it is brought to life.
My Chance arrived in a pretty little brown box with a discrete shipping label.
He was wrapped in purple wrapping paper, his own plastic bag and lots of packing peanuts!
Now onto the important part!
As soon as my little pony arrived I could not wait to saddle up and take him for a ride.
When I took him out of the package my first initial thought was…hmm he is a little tiny…
This is completely my fault. This was my first ever Bad Dragon order, and I was a little unsure on sizing since Equine toys seem so large! So to be safe I ordered small. Not my brightest idea. Bad Dragon provides sizing charts for all their toys so make sure to review those very carefully before you order.
Vaginal Usage:
But regardless of his smaller side, I could not get over how absolutely lovely he was. He was beautifully sculpted, his shaft riddled with subtle veins, and a nice medial ring. He did leave me wishing for a little more texture on his head…but thats completely personal tastes! Overall his shape and looks had me practically drooling, his look and feel in my hands alone already had me hot and bothered! I scooped my new stallion up and retreated to my bathroom for a nice session of toying!
I got all set up, and slowly lowered myself down upon my pony. I prefer a kneeling position for toying thats great for grinding, and bouncing up and down to trust a toy in and out. My initial reaction was "holy cow he feels amazing!!" Despite his thinner shaft, his length and flexibility allowed me to press him right up against my G-Spot. His wider head was pleasing along my walls as I thrusted him in and out. Because of his large base he easily stays in place for average thrusting. I was instantly lost in the pleasures of my new pony. And I was very happy I went with the cumtube option, it felt great to shoot a jet of cumlube into me mid thrust! And added more lubricant wherever I needed it! Normally I like to incorporate my rabbit vibrator to help me achieve a more powerful orgasm while using insertable toys, but with Chance I did not need it! I was able to achieve orgasm within ten minutes of thrusting him! This little stallion does not disappoint!
Oral usage:
I am a large fan of oral play, and Chance proved to be extremely enjoyable to explore with my tongue. I loved running my tongue up him, and indulging in his textures, dips and ridges. I am also a bit of a ball enthusiast. Ok ok I'm putting it lightly. I have a full fledged ball fetish, like seriously I love balls. They are uniquely shaped, and soft, and ever so fun to play with. Luckily I have a very accepting fiancé, who quite enjoys my ball fetish and enjoys letting me swoon over his. But when he is at work, it's nice to have a toy with a great set of testes! And Chance sure has that! I greatly enjoyed sucking on his large balled base, and am in love with the feel of the firm silicone and all the wrinkles sculpted into the toy.
Anal usage:
I have yet to try Chance out anally, sadly I have not had the time to do so, but since Chance has a large base he is safe for Anal play! This stallion has it all! Whew!
Overall I give Chance a 9/10 solely because of his size, which isn't his fault but my own. Being a little bit of a size queen this small is just too small! But his shape, texture, and look have me going back for him again and again. Chance is my go to toy when I'm in the mood for some pony action, and I don't feel like warming up and having to stretch myself as I have to do for some of my larger toys. Chance is a pony that will go easy on you, he's a tender little lover that will continue to please every time. I am so glad I lassoed this little horsey for myself, and he really sparked my interest in equine toys. Since my purchase of Chance I have invested in two other equine toys, so It's safe to say that I am hooked. You just can't go wrong with a snorting, bucking stallion!
Here is the breakdown of pros and cons:
The Pros:
1. Small sized horse is a good fit for everybody! Even the inexperienced!
2. The un-flared version of Chance makes insertion easier.
3. Cumtube accessory is wonderful for toy play
4. Chance fits in any normal sized female harness. For Example he fits perfectly in my RodeOh harness!

The Cons:
1. Small size may put off size queens
2. Natural coloration could be "too real" for some
3. Cumtube can get in the way when toying, be careful not to step on it, sit on it, or pinch it! It's durable but can only take so much!

Be sure to go check out Bad Dragon and their wonderful line up of customizable fantasy toys!

Happy Toying!- Ashes

Blog? What is this? How do I use it? Can I eat it…?

This is, in fact my very first ever blog. So this is my first run, but I figured I would try this out and see how it went. Like a little adventure, and boy do I love a good adventure. Almost as much as I love talking about sex, fetishes and sex toys. Which brings me to why I started this blog. It has become a hobby of mine to cruise the internet and find possibly the weirdest, most unusual sex toys that the web has to offer and add them to my ever growing toy box! Why settle for just a normal ol dildo when you could have a dildo molded after a dragon, or horse, or even a zombie. When great imaginations combine with the manufacture of sex toys…amazing things tend to happen. One of the things that I constantly run into is finding an amazing, out of this world, weird toy, but when I go to look up reviews on it before buying…there aren't any. Therefore I set out to share my experiences with some of the weirder toys out there so maybe others won't run into this problem! I enjoy fantasy sculpted toys, and anything on the strange side, because normal is for…well…the normal. So join me as a dabble into the world of weird, fantastic toys!