Bad Dragon Bruce The Shark Review

Bruce The Shark

Storytime! Pull up a chair kiddos. Not into shark themed fantasy tales? Skip right down to the review portion.

I come up from underwater in a burst of energy, flinging my head back and taking a deep gasp for air. 
I spit a little bit of salt water from my mouth and shake my head attempting to get my bearings. Damn that wave had really thrown me for a loop! 
I grab the leash attached to my wrist and tug it, pulling my surfboard toward me. 
I crawl halfway onto the floating board and allow the now gentler waves to tousle me slowly. The motion is soothing and almost lulling as I bob in the ocean. 
I swing myself up onto the longboard and sigh out. 
My body is tired from a long morning of surfing, and I ultimately decide to take a nice little break. 
I begin paddling toward the small secluded beach cove. 
I walk up on shore, the waves licking at my heels and I plunk my board down on the soft white sand. 
The morning is still young, the early sunrise coloring the sky beautiful shades of pinks and oranges. 
The cove is deserted, as it always is. 
I take pride in calling this my "secret spot". It's hard to get to and involves some skilled navigating and rock climbing. But it's all worth it to be able to surf the waves here. It's all worth it to shed my bathing suit and surf nude, the way I prefer. 
To be one with the ocean and all it's beauty.
I run back to the sea and dive in, treating myself to a free swim. 
I float on the waves, staring up at the sky, moving my arms ever so slowly. 
I close my eyes for a moment, and then open them again.
As I do….I see something out of the corner of my eye, just to my right.
I sit up in the water, just in time to see a long, triangular shaped object disappear beneath the water. 
My toes can barely touch the sand as I tread, searching for whatever that thing was.
My heart is in my throat, my eyes scanning the sparkling waves in vain. 
In the back of my head I know what that was…but I don't want to believe it.
Suddenly something brushes my left ankle. 
I jump back with a startled gasp and whirl in the water. 
Then something bumps into my right side. 
I let out a small scream and search wildly in the somewhat clear water for signs of movement. 
I begin to back up, when suddenly my back collides with something solid. 
Something big.
I stiffen with fright and freeze in the water, afraid to turn around, afraid to even so much as move.
I gather al my courage and slowly, ever so slowly, turn.
I'm instantly in the shadow of something huge.
My eyes meet with a hulking shape, and slowly travel upward…only to be met by rows upon rows of pearly, razor sharp teeth.
Shark.
I scramble backward in the presence of the monster my eyes wide with fear.
He seems to get a kick out of my frightened state. 
"Easy there princess. I aint gonna hurt ya." He swoons wryly, his big toothy grin growing wider by the second. 
His eyes dance over my naked form, playful and devious, all those teeth on full display for my viewing. 
I look at him my eyes full of wonder and awe. 
I've been surfing here for years, I'd seen fins off in the distance but never had I seen a shark so unclose, and well…personal. 
His skin looked slick, almost slimy, his muscles all shimmering in the morning sun. 
His massive tail flicked through the water suddenly, creating ripples amongst the now dying waves. 
"Now what's a little lady doing out her all on her own? Don't you know the sea is dangerous? There's all sorts of things that sting, and sliver, and bite." He snaps off the last word maliciously. 
His voice makes my hair stand on end and my ear lay back. 
It's haunting and playful…and sickly delicious. 
"That is none of your business." I snap irritably. 
Damn me and my overly big mouth.
Who talks back to a shark!? A fucking shark!? 
He chuckles heartily and crosses his big arms across his slick chest. 
The laugh is throaty and jovial. 
"Well see, it is my business seeing as you are in my cove." He comes grinning wider. 
I snort and roll my eyes.
He growls a the action.
"Damn you are a feisty little one aren't you?" He says licking his lips slowly.
I shoot him a vicious glare.
"Oh you have no idea." I snarl. 
He only laughs harder.
"Well, care to let me find out you feisty little land lover?" He says gently closing the gap between us. 
I feel myself stiffen at his sudden closeness. 
I am pretty sure if he wanted to, he could damn near swallow me whole with those chompers of his. 
"Well, that depends, if I do will you let me continue to surf your cove?" I say snappily. 
He nods and throws me a playful little look, his eyebrow raised at my stubborn manner. 
"You'l have free access anytime you want. Gotta feeling after this, you'll be coming back a lot more often." He says deviously giving me a sly little wink.
I groan outwardly and shrug my shoulders.
"Fine." I agree brattily.
Before I know it, he's grabbing me and throwing me over his mighty shoulder.
I gasp and yelp in protest, but he seems not to notice.
He plunks me down on the wet sand, where the ocean licks at the land and pins me down.
His body hulks over mine like a massive shadow, his skin dripping with ocean water.
He wraps his massive hands around each of my legs and hauls me up off the earth. 
I dig my fingers into the soft sand as he gently brings my hips up off the sand and to his awaiting jaws. 
He slides his tongue over his teeth almost hungrily. 
Great he is going to eat me, I think irritably. 
Suddenly he gently spreads my legs farther and noses his massive head in-between my thighs. 
I yell out involuntarily as his huge, wet tongue slides over my hot mound. 
Before I know it he's making a meal of me, in the best possible way.
I flinch and groan against his mouth wanting more of his talents. His teeth inches from my most private are only makes the experience more exciting. 
Suddenly he retracts from me, and I sigh in protest. 
He lays me back down on the sand and as he does I catch a glimpse of his body in a full state of arousal. 
My eyes wander down between his monstrous thighs only to rest on not one, but two, massive erect shafts. 
I gulp loudly and stare open mouthed.
"You like what you see land lover?" He whispers in my ear, his teeth delicately grazing my throat.
He palms both his shafts for my viewing pleasure, stroking them in unison and uttering a low, guttural moan. 
Suddenly he grabs one shaft and presses it against my front entrance, prodding for entrance demandingly. His head pops in and I yell out as he stretches me.
He grabs the other shaft and prods it against my puckered back entrance. 
His head forces in, and I buck up against the intrusion. 
His shafts are slick and wet, providing all the lubricant I need in both entrances. 
He slowly rolls his hips forward, pushing into me with both shafts. 
I can feel both of them filling me, their girth is better than anything I could have ever imagined. 
I arch my back and scrape my nails through the soft sand, mouth open, eyes screwed shut. 
He gives me time to adjust to the new fullness, but I'm so impatient. I just want him.
I want all of him.
Now.
I push down and rock my hips fluidly, signaling I want more of him.
He grins widely and presses his palms into the sand on either side of my shoulder.
He rolls his hips forward and I let loose a breathy moan that echoes off the cliff faces that surround us. 
His body moves with all the fluid motions of the sea itself. 
I bury my face in his thick neck and inhale deeply. 
He smells like the ocean, like salt and sea and I can't get enough of it. 
I hook my heels around him and dig them into his back as he thrusts. 
His thrusts are harder now, his breaths coming in low, throaty growls. 
His chest heaves as his hips work, filling me with his thick, fat erections. 
I can feel the heat running through my belly, building between my thighs until it's burning out of control. 
I buck up in a wave of pleasure yelling out louder and louder as my orgasm pulses through me.
My walls throb around his shafts as I come, breaking around him, moaning like a porn star.
He runs his tongue down my neck and smiles against me.
"Oh I'm not done with you yet…" He whispers playfully.
After my third orgasm, I am left feeling worn beyond anything I have ever experienced. My legs shake around his hulking form, a bit of saliva rolls down my chin from where I've slobbered on myself.
Arguably I am not in attractive state. 
He's close. I can tell by his now frantic thrusts and sloppy fucking. 
I dig my fingers into his shoulder, grabbing his fin roughly.
"Come for me big boy" I whisper to him tiredly. 
He makes a sound like he's been punched in the gut and suddenly he's coming.
His ejaculation shoots into both my holes, filling me to the point of overflowing. I feel the fluid jet from my entrances, leaking out as he continues to pump me full of his finish. Finally he sags onto of me, panting tiredly. 
He slowly retracted his shafts from my body and I felt him leave me with a soft pop, followed by the feeling of my fluids leaking from me. 
I lie on the sand my chest heaving, unable to move much less access the absurdity of what had just happened. 
He flops down next to me on the sand and chuckles weakly. 
"You have my full permission to surf my cove anytime you want land lover." He breathes through his teeth, smiling widely. 
I throw him a tired glance.
"Oh, I won't be visiting this cove just for surfing anymore." I whisper grinning.
He laughs loudly.
"Guess I was right huh sweet cheeks?" He says slyly. 
THE END
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Now for the much anticipated review!! Bruce the shark has been on my wish list for who knows how long! I just could not stop dreaming about the day that I would own this fantastic, beautiful, double shafted toy! I mean who else has a double shafted dildo other than Bad Dragon! But I just could not decide on what color I wanted for this gorgeous toy. Then a wild sale appeared from Bad Dragon listing some adoptions at great prices and there were three Bruce models up in the adoptions pages! As soon as I saw him, I knew I had to have him. I snatched my Bruce up along with two other toys I just had to have and boom I was a happy little dildo hoarder!
Ordering was easy as always and shipping was very speedy considering all the toys I had ordered in this batch were ready made adoptions. Adoptions are the perfect remedy for an impatient dildo collector looking for a good deal! haha! My box was shipped in about a week and was on my doorstep in two days after that. The box I received was MASSIVE!! At first I assumed this was due to the fact that I had ordered three toys, Bruce, Xar and a Dragon's Tongue…but when I ripped that box open I found I was so dead wrong. The box was massive because well…Bruce himself is MASSIVE! He took up pretty much 99% of that box! I ripped Bruce out of the packing peanuts and beheld his mighty beauty! I could not get his plastic packaging off fast enough. I had never imagined how insanely BIG he was. My eyes sparkled with love and amusement.
I genuinely feel that this was the very moment that I decided to take on the task of much, much larger toys. Holding Bruce in my hands, yes hands because I needed them both to hold this beast, feeling all that silicone and seeing all that detail magnified just had me drooling. Because of Bruce I have actually swayed toward larger toys. Smalls are a thing of the past for me these days. I love all my small babies, but larges have become my size of choice. And to think I am considered getting my first XL Bad Dragon toy in the next few days! Oh Bruce it is all thanks to you!
Now a little about my toy!
Bruce is a onesize toy, so he does not come in a range of sizes like most Bad Dragon toys do.
Here are his dimensions:
Dimensions (inches)
One Size Diameter of Head1.30
Circumference of Head4.00
Diameter of Shaft2.10
Circumference of Shaft6.25
Usable Length6.20
Total Length8.50
Diameter of Shaft (Thickest)2.60
Circumference of Shaft (Thickest)7.50
As you can tell Bruce is not a toy to sneeze at. I would say he is really not a toy suitable for beginners.
I got my Bruce in a medium firmness, and I did not choose his coloration. He sports a lovely black on his shafts and a purple and cream/sand marble on his base with bits of grey mixed in.

Oral: 5/10
I give Bruce this rating because while he does have a lot of fantastic texture, he is large and cumbersome to really preform oral on. His double shafts are a whole new thing to take on orally. I often found myself being poked in the eye by the other shaft as I attempted to please one! It got to be somewhat comical! Bruce has a huge base and he is quite heavy, not exactly the best toy for some intense oral play. But none the less he is fantastically textures and I did enjoy sucking his fins and base!

Vaginal & Anal: 10/10
I decided to review these together, because when I used Bruce for the first time, I used him anally and vaginally at the same time.
After a good wash down I found a comfortable position on my bathroom floor and pulled out my lube. I made sure to lube Bruce up nice and well, and I was able to take him without a warmup. I have found that I have an extremely stretchable vagina apparently…I put it through a lot and I am able to take some fairly large toys seeing as I have been toying for a while now and training for bigger toys. I started with just one of Bruce's shafts and began thrusting vaginally. Bruce just has this amazing curve that is just…umph, words can't even describe it! His texture is very nice, and not too overbearing. After thrusting like that for a while, I decided I wanted to try some double penetration with this mighty fella. I lubed his other shaft up and pressed it against my back entrance. Now double penetration with this toy is not as easy as it seems. It took me a couple of tries to figure out the right way to insert him in both entrances. Because of the lube he was very slick and kept sliding away from my back entrance. I am very glad I got him in a medium firmness and not a soft because I feel like soft would have been impossible to insert for double penetration! Yikes! But with a little effort and a couple of attempts I finally managed it! After a while of double thrusting and using my clitoral vibrator I was brought to one of the hardest orgasms I have ever had in my life! I was left lying there in a shark sex coma! Bruce packs one hell of a punch when it comes to dildos. If you are an experienced toyer then I cannot suggest him more!

Pros:
1. Double penetration!
2. Body Safe silicone
3. Large size toy (this is a pro for me)
4. Customizable

Cons:
1. For those not wanting to use it for anal the other shaft could get in the way
2. could be too large for some

Overall Bruce is an amazing toy from an amazing company! Get your butt on over to Bad Dragon and pick up a Bruce of your own ;)

Kelvin The Ice Dragon Review

Kelvin The Ice Dragon

So this is a special kind of review. In this review I will be reviewing not one, but two Bad Dragon toys! Mostly because I am too lazy to do two separate reviews for these toys. They are the same model, with minor differences, so I just lumped them together and decided to do a joint review. So today I have for you a review of Bad Dragon's wonderful Kelvin The Ice Dragon!! One medium packer model, and one small medium firmness, cumtube option model. These two kelvins were actually some of the first toys I ever ordered from Bad Dragon wayyyy back when. I actually picked these two "brothers" up from the same flop sale. Bad Dragon was having a flop inventory sale and I finally caved in and decided I needed some Bad Dragon toys to add to my then very small toy box. I like to think that is where this whole addiction of sex toy collecting was born. As a first time bad dragon buyer, picking which model I wanted to buy was the hardest part. I was immediately drawn to Kelvin. He had these amazing ridges and scales and a subtle knot that I just fell head over heels for. As soon as I saw him, I was sold. My first of my two Kelvin's that I picked up was my packer. The toy pictured on the left, without the cumtube. 

I have always had a thing for floppy dildos. There is just something about a nice limp, floppy penis that I cannot get enough of. I like to put floppy penises in my mouth, flop them around, squeeze them, fondle them, just all around love on them! So when I saw this Kelvin packer in a solid gorgeous red color I had to have him. Into the cart he went, and I continued shopping. While browsing along the adoptions page I stumbled not seconds later across an identical Kelvin toy, same color, except this one was in a medium firmness, and had a cumtube! He also went into my cart, and these boys were ready to come home with me. 

About my toys: 

The toy on the left was an adoption, he came with these features:

Size: Medium

Silicone Firmness: Extra Soft "packer" firmness

Color: Red

Suction Cup: No

Cumtube: No

The toy on the right was also an adoption, he came with these features:

Size: Small

Silicone firmness: Medium

Color: Red

Suction Cup: No

Cumtube: Yes

As always, review Bad Dragon's size charts VERY carefully before ordering a toy. Many of Bad Dragon's "smalls" are not very small at all. They can sometimes be quite monstrous. In Kelvin's case, the small should be perfect for beginners or those who are not made for bigger toys. He is a normal sized small. Here is Kelvin's size chart: 

Dimensions (inches)	Small	Medium	Large	Extra Large
Diameter of Head	1.40	1.60	2.00	2.40
Diameter of Shaft	1.20	1.40	1.80	2.00
Diameter of Knot	2.00	2.20	2.80	3.30
Usable Length	5.00	6.00	7.50	9.00
Circumference of Head	4.50	5.25	6.75	8.00
Circumference of Shaft	4.50	5.25	6.75	8.00
Circumference of Knot	6.00	7.00	9.00	10.50
Total Length	6.00	7.25	9.00	10.50

Shipping 10/10

Since both kelvins were purchased at the same time, they arrived in one neatly packed box together. Bad dragon's packaging was discreet as usual in their normal brown cardboard box, packed with a mountain of packing peanuts inside! And because these boys were ready made toys they were shipped out to me within three days of ordering, then arrived three days later on my front doorstep. 

Oral use: Kelvin Packer 10/10

The reason I bought my Kelvin packer is because I wanted him for oral use. Packers, or toys in extra soft are normally not good for insertion, and in my Kelvin's case I have never been able too insert him. He is simply TOO squishy. But that is ok, I purchased him knowing this fact. Now for those who don't understand the packer firmness I could see where this could be very disappointing to order a toy and not be able to insert it!! Packer firmness is VERY SOFT. Imagine a marshmallow. Its about like that. Try inserting a marshmallow into any hole other than your mouth…yeah, thats difficult. But that aside, my Kelvin packer was bought with the understanding of this. I just wanted a nice floppy dildo that I could slap all over, play with orally, and that my fiancé could use on me as a punishing spanking tool. Packer's make for great floggers. Just FYI. Bry highly enjoys slapping me with floppy Kelvin when I misbehave as he gets to play the roll of Dom. Normally I am Dom, but hey I let him play the roll sometimes. Gotta share right? can't hog the Dom position ALL the time. C'mon now that is just selfish. Orally Kelvin is wonderful, everything I imagined I'd be getting when I ordered him! He's so soft to swirl my tongue around and pop him in and out of my mouth. I love the way he feels on my tongue, and his shape makes him super easy to deep throat. His ridges are very nice stimulating my tongue, and his knot, mmmm it makes me drool just thinking about sucking that knot! 

Oral Use: Small Kelvin with Cumtube 8/10

Even though these two toys are the same model, they are very different. Such a small thing as size and silicone firmness completely changes a toy. My Small kelvin is a lot firmer than my packer kelvin, making his ridges much more intense orally, and a lot less squishy and wonderful. Kelvin's cumtube feature makes oral…a little awkward for me. That tube just gets everywhere when I'm trying to get into tonguing him down. He is much smaller than my kelvin packer, so I'm not able to get him as far down my throat as my packer, but he's still an enjoyable oral partner all the same! 

Vaginal Use: Kelvin Packer N/A

Because my Kelvin is indeed a packer, or female firmness toy, he is too soft for me to actually insert him. He is used for oral, and bondage situations only. I also enjoy putting him in a female harness and letting him flop around for some fantasy play. 

Vaginal Use: Small Kelvin with Cumtube 7/10

My small kelvin happens to be the very first Bad Dragon toy I ever purchased with a cumtube! So he was a completely new adventure for me. At first I was a little disappointed with it quite honestly. I couldn't really figure out how to get him to "shoot" cum, and not just ooze it out. This actually still eludes me with this toy. I have tried deluding the lube a little with water and that seems to help slightly, but still most often Kelvin just tends to ooze, and nor really shoot. Its really just become part of his personality and now that I have grown to love him, this doesn't really bother me. Kelvin is a great toy to use vaginally. As soon as I got him out of the box I had to try him out. Kelvin is a size small, and for Bad Dragon he is a pretty small, small. He's excellent for those who cannot handle larger toys, or beginners! If you want something with some radical scales and a nice subtle knot, but you aren't exactly a size queen, small kelvin is the toy for you! I really enjoyed the fact that I did not have to warm up to him like I have to do for some of my other, much larger toys. He's one of those toys that you just pull out, and ride away! There are a few factors that cause me to score the small kelvin the way I have. 1. He is a great size for beginners, and when I first obtained him he was a great size for me, but now I have moved up to prefer much, much larger toys, so Kelvin sort of falls short now to some of my other beastly toys. I suppose you could say I have out grown the little fella! Though i still sometimes grab for him when I want some easy, cumtube fun. Also I love the cumtube feature, but when really getting into it with such a small toy, the large cumtube can become…cumbersome. With some of my larger toys that have cumtubes this really isn't a problem, but I believe since Kelvin is so small, it gets in the way a lot more with him. But despite all that Kelvin is a great toy, he has a wonderful curve that hits the sweet spot just right, and his scales are perfect for a little texture, but nothing too intense! 

Anal Usage: Kelvin Packer N/A

Since Kelvin packer is too squishy for vaginal use, he's also too squishy for anal!! 

Anal Usage: Small Kelvin with Cumtube: 10/10

Now where Kelvin may have fallen short in the vaginal department with me, he certainly made up for it with anal! Kelvin's tiny size makes him perfect for me for anal toying! I may like big toys in my vagina, but I do not like them in my back door. I have an anus that simply refuses any sort of large toy. So Kelvin was a fantastic anal toy for me! His cumtube feature allowed me to pump in more lube where I needed it and since he has a nice base, he's totally anal safe. His not too pronounced ridges made for great anal thrusting, so this little fella certainly earned a spot in my heart with anal usage! 

Overall both of these toys are fantastic editions to my toy box! Bad Dragon always knows how to deliver simply the best in fantasy toys! I cannot brag on this company enough. The customizable options are simply unbeatable. If you have a hankering for a dragon, dog, monster, or horse skip on down to Bad Dragon and wrangle yourself a creature of your own! Go ahead, they don't bite…much. 

Happy toying!

-Ashes

Bad Dragon's Cole The Dane Review

ColeTheDane

Story time!! Don't like stories, skip to the review, like stories come on in! Sit down, relax, grab some popcorn. 

"I take a long swig from my tall glass of sweet iced tea. The ice cubes clink together as I do so, the glass sweats against my fingers as I grasp it loosely. The day is a scorcher, the murderous Texas heat is bearing down with all its force and vengeance. It's cool in here though, in my little paradise where I can escape from the fierce heat. I sit comfortably on the cushioned bench butted up against the window, giving me the perfect view into the back yard. I take another drink of my tea. There is nothing like escaping from the heat, relaxing, relishing in the lovely view of my backyard. It's a lovely yard, garnished with large oaks, green grass, a gorgeous in ground pool, it is quite the designer yard. But none of that is what captures my attention now. By far the most gorgeous asset in my yard now…is the hired help. A sly little grin spreads across my lips. He's tall, so very deliciously tall…but then again this is not unusual…for a dane. I watch him with captivated eyes as he leans down to heft another armful of boards up onto his shoulder, and carries them to the next section of fencing. After many complaints from my prude neighbors I finally made the decision to put up a proper privacy fence. It becomes a little difficult to enjoy a nice skinny dip in my own pool when the neighbors prying eyes are constantly upon me. They complained about the company I tended to keep, and my nudist behaviors. And since I was not willing to give up my midnight sexual romps, I opted for option two. Build a fence. I called the facing company, and they got right on building me a grade A privacy fence. But little did I know, that apparently fencing companies are now in the business of hiring male models as there employees. My eyes follow him as he lifts the drill to secure yet another board perfectly in place. His mostly white fur, freckled with black splotches shines in the summer sun, healthy and gorgeous. His body is riddled with lean, hard, muscles formed by nothing but pure hard labor. Shivers run down my body as I observe him like a hawk does her prey. His muscles glisten with sweat, his long cropped ears standing proud atop his massive head. He abandoned his shirt fairly early into the fence building task, and the moment clung to me like a dirty deed. Watching that beautiful male strip his shirt slowly up over his head, exposing every inch of his torso, then discarding the unneeded clothing in a small heap next to his toolbox. From that moment on I could not drag myself away from that window. I felt like a little school girl, spying on her crush. I brought my glass to my lips slowly, feeling its coolness against my lips. 

If only I had something…else…against my lips right now. I think to myself wryly. 

I plunk my empty glass of tea down. Thats it. I cannot stand a minute more of this. I simply must have a taste of that great, big, canine and I must have it now! I march back to the bedroom, shedding clothing left and right as I do so. I rummage through my drawers and successfully pull out the skimpiest bikini that I own. I hike the thin material up over my rump and stuff my breasts into the top. I sashay to the kitchen and grab the pitcher of sweet tea from its clutches, and I pour fresh tea into the tallest glass I own. I grin to myself as I head toward the back door. I had all the firepower I needed to bring even the strongest of males to their knees. I flung the back door open and proceeded to strut my way across the yard, confidence dripping from my being. As if sensing my presence he flicks an ear in my direction and then slowly looks over his shoulder. I could see his entire body stop dead as he got an eyeful of me. I flashed a big, devious smile in his direction. 

"Oh hello there again…Cole? Am I right?" I say sweetly as I approach him. 

He swallows hard and nods slowly. 

"Um…y-yes ma'am." He stutters. 

"Well I just thought you might use a tall glass of southern sweet tea. Made it myself! You look mighty tired, and it's mighty hot out here! A big boy like yourself needs to keep nice and hydrated sweetie!" I say offering him the glass. 

He gives me a small smile and slowly takes the drink from me. His paw tenderly touches mine. His massive paws are like furred baseball gloves, they dwarf my own. My eyes flick up to his, catching his eyes wandering over my chest. He avoids my eyes quickly and takes a long drink of his tea. 

"You like?" I whisper, the words dripping off my tongue like syrup. 

He just nods dumbly and swallows. 

I smile deviously. 

"Oh well don't mind me, I'm just going to take a little dip in the pool!" I call over my shoulder as I make my way to the poolside, my hips swaying back and forth like a ship at sea. And he is but a helpless man caught by the sirens gaze. I slowly descend into the pools waters, the clear liquid rippling at my intrusion. The cool water overcomes me and I let out a small murmur of pleasure, making sure it's just loud enough for Cole to hear. I sneak a peak back over my shoulder. He is standing there, tea in one hand and drill in the other, helplessly lost in the battle over good and evil. It is against protocol for him to engage in…sexual acts with a customer…but then again who would find out? It was just me…and him. 

I dive underneath the water and come back up, running my hands through my wet hair, water dripping off my body in sheets. Cole turns around quickly and attempts to get back to work. I lean on the side of the pool on my elbows and smile. 

Oh no, you won't get off that easily big boy. I think slyly. 

I stand up slowly and send a glance over at the dane. He is sneaking little peaks over his shoulder, trying to be discreet but oh he is such an innocent little thing and discretion is not one of his strong points. I reach my hand backward to where my skimpy bathing suit ties and gently pop the string letting it come loose, my breasts rolling out to greet the wandering eyes of my little plaything. Cole fumbles and drops the box of screws into the dirt. His eyes are the size of dinner plates. 

I lean on the poolside again letting my naked breasts rest on the edge. I give him a wicked grin. 

"So what's it going to take to get you to stop screwing with the fence…and come screw me instead?" I say to him wryly my voice as thick and seductive as honey. 

It doesn't take him but a split second and he chunks the drill onto the ground and is practically sprinting over toward me. 

"The pants, take them off." I command motioning with my finger. 

He obeys willingly. He fumbles to get his zipper undone and rips it downward. He hefts his hole ridden, faded jeans down over his pert ass and kicks them off. He is sporting a gorgeous pair of red boxer briefs, and lord they hug him in all the right places. He makes a motion to get into the pool, but I stop him.

"The boxers. Loose those too." I purr smiling. 

He quickly removes them too and adds them to the growing pile of clothing on the cement. I smile viciously. Even his balls are black and white spotted. I motion for him to sit on the poolside. I just had to get a taste of him. He obeys. I slowly swim up to him and settle myself between his knees. I bury my nose in his strong, sweaty balls, lost in his musky scent I breathe in deeply. I run my tongue up his pair, then suck one into my mouth, massaging the over with my palm. He groans deeply, a low, guttural rumble that reverberates up through his body. I can already see the tip of his penis coming forth from his sheath. I suck harder, switching over to his other teste. His back arches a little as his erection grows and swells. His enormous cock stands on end now, vibrant and red his thick shaft slowly swelling at his delicious knot. I run my tongue up his balls and travel upward to his shaft. I suck the side of his knot, my other hand coming to stroke his length as I do so. He bucks in pleasure, pushing into my palm, wanting more of my touch. Oh the young ones are such trigger happy fellows. I know if I want him to last, I'll have to stop my teasing and get to the point. I pull away slowly and he whines in protest. I beckon him into the pool, then slowly hitch my thumbs beneath the strings of my bikini bottom and slip it off. I throw aside, and instantly he's joined me in the water. I close the gap between us and practically pounce on him. I press my lips hard into his and his massive arms come encircle me, pulling me closer to him. I wrap my fingers around his neck, one stroking his pointed ear, feeling it's softness beneath my finger pads. His tongue invades my mouth coming to toy with mine and I moan against him. I break our kiss, a little string of saliva still connecting us. He's panting hard, his even more swollen member pressing against my stomach. I grab his hand and pull him to the side of the pool. I lean on the poolside, presenting him with my luscious rump. What better way to do this than…doggy style? I giggle to myself. 

He presses himself up against my rear, his shaft rubbing in-between my thighs, sliding against my hot mound. I moan lowly as he does so, giving him the go ahead to proceed. He grabs each of my ass cheeks in his massive paws and squeezes hard, indulging in the pleasures my body has to offer. Then suddenly he grabs his shaft and presses his pointed tip against my opening. I moan out breathlessly as his shaft slides into me. He is deliciously thick. Some canines certainly lack in girth when it comes to their shaft, but oh not this dane. He stretches me as he pushes in farther and my eyes flutter closed. I can feel his knot press against my entrance and his shaft is fully sheathed inside me. Without wasting a second he begins to thrust into me. He fucks me hard and fast, my ass bouncing against him as he does so. His paws come around to my waist gripping me tightly, bringing me back into every thrust. His tongue lolls out of his mouth as he fucks me, small groans of pleasure leaking from his throat. I moan loudly as he pushes into me over and over, his pace quickening. I yell out his name, my fingers gripping the poolside harshly. The water splashes around us with all the movement, creating quite the fuss. But for the moment I forget my prude neighbors and the fact that they have most likely already heard me screaming. I also ignore that its the middle of the afternoon and were in plain site, and my fence is clearly not done since I have occupied the only one working on it. But none of that matters now, all that matters is the delicious orgasm now building between my thighs. Then suddenly I feel him pushing against me harder, the beginning of his knot begging for entrance. I grit my teeth as he pushes, feeling the sting of the stretch rush through me. Then suddenly with a pop he knots me. I cry out in utter ecstasy the feeling of his massive knot finally forcing into my body is enough to send me spiraling over the edge. I come to my finish in a wave of pleasure. I moan out loudly, my thighs shaking wildly as it overcomes me. My walls squeeze around his massive erection. I can hear him moaning louder and louder, his grip on me tightens as his knot swells to it's largest point. The feeling of my orgasm is enough to drive him to his own much needed finish. He gives one final push into me, unable to really move much with his knot settled tight within me and finally he hits his peak. He cries out loudly, his fingers digging into me and releases his hot finish deep inside my core. His powerful cumshots coat my walls and fill me with warmth. I mewl lowly as I feel him shoot his load into me. He pumps himself into me, emptying every drop into my hot insides. His tongue hangs out the side of his mouth and he slacks against me, his eyes lulled into small slits. I rest against the pool side as he leans down to leave a little trail of kisses up my back and over my neck. The best part of sex with a canine is the delicious post sex attention they always give. His knot is too swollen to pull out, so he might as well swoon over my body some more. He nuzzles into my hair, his breath hot against my neck and I sigh weakly. 

I smile fiercely and look back at the big dog behind me. 

"What do you say to another round big boy?" I say slyly.

His ears perk up and he smiles shyly. 

"Ma'm I don't believe your fence will ever get done that way…" He says chuckling. 

"The longer it takes you to build my fence…the longer I get to ogle at you while you do so." I say grinning. 

"Well the customer is always right ma'am. Round two it is." He says smiling. 

The End

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So now lets get down to the review!!! One day while organizing and cleaning all my toys…I realized that my toy box was missing something. I have alien dildos, dragon dildos, horse dildos, zombie dildos, frankenstein dildos, heck i even have an otter dildo….but no canines. None, zip, zilch. This was a problem. I needed a canine dildo in my life pronto. So I headed on over to Bad Dragon and started researching. I even ended up ordering a chico the little squirt so I could get a look at the canine form in person. Having fallen in love with my chico, I then decided that I needed a big canine boy in my life. So then i was left with two options, Razor the Doberman, or Cole the Dane. To me Razor's shaft simply looked a little too thin, unless I ordered a large and then his knot in a size large was cray big even for me! But Cole on the other hand had a delicious chunky shaft and a size knot that I felt I could eventually handle. My decision was made.

Ordering and shipping were easy as always. Ordered and he was in my hands in two weeks, he came in a discreet brown box packed with peanuts and purple wrapping paper. I also again got a fancy Bad Dragon bag! Here have a butt ton of unboxing pictures. I was very very excited to open this puppy up and get a good look at my new canine! 

I decided to custom order my Cole the Dane because I knew I wanted a suction cup. I ordered my Cole with these custom options: 

Size: Medium- Now this is a big ol boy. From shaft the knot he is not lacking in any area! I ordered  my Cole in medium because I like a little size to my toys. For anybody new to toying, or anybody who tight I would suggest a small, not a medium! And even the small's knot can be a little much. Here are the dimensions:

Dimensions (inches)	Small	Medium	Large	Extra Large
Diameter of Knot	2.25	2.85	3.50	4.85
Circumference of Knot	6.50	8.25	10.10	14.25
Circumference of Shaft	4.80	6.10	7.30	10.50
Circumference of Head	4.25	5.25	6.25	9.00
Diameter of Shaft	1.55	1.95	2.45	3.30
Diameter of Head	1.30	1.65	2.10	2.95
Usable Length	6.00	7.30	8.75	11.25
Total Length	7.25	9.00	10.75	12.65

Silicone firmness: Medium 

Color: Dark natural toy exclusive coloration 

Suction cup: Yes

Cumtube: No 

Bad Dragon is a company that has mastered the art of customizable toys. You can pretty much get any color, size, of firmness that your little heart desires! I highly recommend that if you are considering ordering a Cole The Dane of your own, get him with a suction cup. He has a thin base and a very heavy shaft to this suction cup really helps to keep the big boy in place. Also it is really fun to stick him to the shower wall for some excellent playtime! 

Now to the fun part! 

As soon as I pulled this big bad dog out of the box, I knew we were going to have a swell time. My first reaction was literally holy hell that knot! I was pretty certain that it was going to take a lot of effort to even think about knotting this pup. Cole's appearance is just gorgeous. I love love love the marbled sheath. Since I'm imaginative, I instantly began fantasizing about a big spotted anthro great dane and I was in love. The dark red color is very pleasing to me and really screams canine! I think any red on a canine toy really just makes it that much better. But for some, it may be a little too realistic. If so, order a crazy color! Once he was in my hands I could not stop touching on him and squeezing his knot, imagining how good it was going to feel when I could finally knot him. So I whisked him away for a trial run, I just had to get this big boy inside of me! 

Oral Usage: 10/10

The best part about playing with a toy with a suction cup is being able to literally stick it to any flat surface! I immediately used this to my advantage. I grabbed my Cole and also grabbed my Flint and retired to the shower. After turning on the water I lost myself in fantasies of a big bad Dane and a big bad Dragon fixing to have a three way with me. I stuck Cole to the shower wall and lubed up Flint. While I sunk down on Flint I busied my other end with pleasing my new dane. His shaft is incredibly smooth with only a few tiny veins for detail. His tip is by far my favorite part, I am in love with the tapered shape and the slit is perfect to run my tongue along and explore. I was able to take cole orally up until his knot and that was my limit! His knot is something to be reckoned with. I turned my head to the side and sucked on his knot sideways and gahhh words could not express how much this turned me on. I ran my tongue down to his base and explored the wrinkles of his sheath. Cole does not have testicles, but then again not many canine toys do…why that is I am not sure. Seems like it would be pretty sexy to me to have a canine with balls! Maybe I shall stumble across one eventually, but that is besides the point. I sucked cole's length, making sure to explore every inch of him. Pleasure him the was any good dog would want to be pleasured. The combination of bouncing on Flint as I gave Cole oral was almost too much for me! I found myself at the brink of orgasm just from that alone! Being caught in the middle of the sexiest threesome I could imagine had me soaking wet! I knew then that it was Cole's turn to have a go at me. 

Vaginal usage: Cole gets a rating of "The heavens opened up and angels sang and I saw stars and there was an epic guitar solo in the background" or just 10/10 haha 

I suctioned Cole to the shower floor and lubed him up well. 

I quickly found it was a very good idea to warm up with Flint first, because even Cole's shaft is pretty thick. His pointed tip slipped in easy, and his swollen length quickly followed. I sighed and cooed as he slid into me, his silky smooth shaft stretching me and filling me. Cole's shaft is perfect for thrusting! Since it is so smooth I really had a good time thrusting Cole into me as fast as possible. I was lost in utter pleasure as this canine made me his property. I pushed down on Cole more, until I met with his massive knot. The challenge flamed in my eyes. I was going to knot this boy. I needed to feel that swollen knot inside me. Wanted to feel that glorious pop as it entered. I was practically drooling at the thought. I added a little more lube and slowly, very slowly lowered myself down onto his not. I felt the string as I began to stretch to take him. The very beginning of his knot began to beg for entrance. I let myself adjust to that thickness, then pressed farther. Once I felt the sting again I allowed him to sit within me for a while. I proceeded with this action for a good hour, just enjoying feeling him fill me, and using Flint for oral stimulation. After stretching myself well enough I pushed a little harder when suddenly POP! His knot was sucked into my body. I nearly doubled over with the sensation. It was beyond anything that I had ever experienced. I have never had that kind of stretch before. At first I almost felt like it was too much and I should get him out as soon as possible! But my determination threw that thought right out the window. I sat there for a while, letting his massive knot fill me, letting my body adjust to the intensity and finally the paint began to wane into a strange tingling feeling of utter pleasure. The stinging feeling of being stretched so far was delicious and the utter pride in the fact that I had knotted this beast overtook me. I was lost in pleasure. After teasing myself for such a long period of time, I was beyond needy. Once Cole had knotted me, he wasn't going anywhere, so thrusting was by far out of the picture. Just sitting on him was enough for me. Just letting that feeling of being filled overwhelm me had me so close my body was shivering. I broke out my clitoral vibrator and gently pressed it against my clit. Within seconds I had fallen into a deep, mind blowing, thigh shaking, total body orgasm. The intensity of it had me involuntarily crying out, moaning like my life depended upon it. I could feel my body hugging Cole, squeezing around his knot, not wanting to let him go. All I could do was sit there in the wake of my orgasm and ride it out. Finally after just sitting there panting for a good ten minutes I decided to attempt to pull Cole out. The pop coming out was just as intense as the pop going in, I gasped as I felt the knot leave my body, the stretched feeling leaving me. I pulled his shaft from me and simply laid back on the shower floor. I was so tired that was about all I could do! So my boys and I just relaxed in the shower recovering from the whole ordeal for a while. Though that delicious stretch comes with a price to pay. I was certainly walking funny the day afterward, and Bry had to settle for anal for the next couple of days (Not that he complained haha) Cole is by far the largest toy that I have taken vaginally to date! I feel like I should get a sticker, or an award…or something. I mean hey a 2.8 diameter knot is nothing to play around with! Knotting cole is a big feat, and most the time I do not knot him. But his shaft is so thick and delicious that doesn't even matter. I love the feeling of the base of his knot pressing against me while I thrust his shaft into me. Cole is a great go to toy, and has earned his place in my ring of favorites. What are my favorites you ask? Here is the list of my personal favorites, some have been reviewed here some do not yet have a written review. It is hard to review toys, I start writing my review then I get excited and go actually use the toy instead. But anyway, here you go, my top list! 

Frankenstein-Fleshlight Freaks

Flint the Uncut Studded Dragon-Bad Dragon

Cody-Exotic Erotics

Nox the Night Drake-Bad Dragon

Cole the Dane-Bad Dragon

Ridley the Xenogon-Bad Dragon

Nova the Breeder-Bad Dragon 

Anal usage: N/A

If I wasn't brave enough to try Flint anally, I damn sure am not brave enough to try Cole. But for those of you major size queens out there you will love Cole! Since he has a big base he is total safe of anal use! 

Overall I LOVE my Cole. I cannot stress enough how much I love this toy. Even just looking at him get's me all hot and bothered. Cole is my first canine toy but he certainly will not be my last! So if you have been looking for something different to add to you toy box, you need a Dane. Everybody need's to experience the joy of being knotted. Are dogs not your thing? Well head on over to Bad Dragon, they also have plenty of knotted dragons and aliens to try out! Here are the pros and cons of this bad boy! 

Pros:

1. High quality silicone

2. Easy to clean

3. totally customizable 

4. the knot adds an intensity that is unmatched! 

5. also has good sized shaft for thrusting as well as knotting

Con's: 

1. The knot may be too big for some. 

2. The canine appearance may be a turnoff 

I certainly cannot get enough of my big bad dane. Go ahead go grab one for yourself! Just talking about him gets me all hot and bothered. Please excuse me I think I have a date with Cole that needs attending! Go check out Cole The Dane and all of Bad Dragons sexy lineup! 

Happy Toying! -Ashes