Bad Dragon Crackers The Cockatrice Review

Crackers The Cockatrice 

I have a confession to make, I Ashes, have an addition to Bad Dragon. There I said it, whew, glad I got that off my chest!
Yes it is true, my love for Bad Dragon has now grown into a full fledged beast of an addiction. Bad Dragon has now crawled to the top of my list of favorite sex toy manufacturers. Maybe since my printmaking career constantly has me submerged in weird art, and sexual undertones, this is why I love this company so much. Each one of these toys is a work of art. The detail alone is enough to make a good girl, go bad. Come to the dark side…we have dragons.
When I first saw Crackers I new that this cockatrice needed to come home with me. Lucky for me Bad Dragon was in the middle of an entire inventory sale on all their adoptions, flops and ready made toys. My timing couldn't have been better! While browsing the list of toys, I stumbled across this gorgeous ready made Crackers in the toy exclusive color that I had been drooling over, Regal Alpha! It was my lucky day! I snagged this bad boy off and skipped off into the sunset with him. Adoptions are wonderful things. I always feel like I am doing my good deed for the day when I snag an adoption. I imagine the dildos are in the pound, with sad puppy dog faces begging "Take me home I promise I'll be a good dildo and always please you!" Aslo the cool thing about adoptions is that they take half the time to arrive than custom made toys. Adoptions are the impatient toy buyer's dream! If you just cannot stand to wait a month for a toy, go adopt one. They will love you forever if you do. I am all about adopting now, the flop sale really got me hooked. Bad Dragon is very good about introducing sales to their buyers on a regular basis. There is always a select toy model that is %15 off and it changes every month. They also have holiday sales. So if you just can't bring yourself to drop that much cash on a toy, wait for the sales. I am a shark for sales, just swimming around biding my time until a sale pops up then I sink my teeth in…and buy buy buy! I am currently hoping for a memorial day sale from Bad Dragon, but we will see.
But anyways on to my review of Crackers!
My Crackers was an adoption ready made toy so I did not pick his options. Though I think he is perfect the way he is, which is why I took him home.
Toy model: Crackers The Cockatrice
Size: Small
Silicone firmness: Medium
Color: Toy exclusive Regal Alpha
Cumtube option: No
Suction Cup option: Yes
Bad Dragon also offers the option to include a suction cup on some of their toy models. My Crackers was the first Bad Dragon toy I'd ever gotten with a suction cup and now I swear by them, it's an extra $10.00 but it is very much worth it. It ensures your toy will stay in place when in the middle of your mad thrusting love session. Nobody likes a runaway dragon.
I chose to purchase a small Crackers because he is a very thick toy! And after reading other toy enthusiasts reviews, I decided a small Crackers would suffice my size needs. I tend to gravitate toward bigger toys due to the fact that my fiancé is on the larger side and it is the size that I am accustomed to. He has successfully morphed me into a size queen, or size princess…or size whatever. I like bigger, 'nuff said.
I am very happy that I went with this size, I feel I could have handled a medium, but the small needs no warming up and still provides a great stretch. I am an impatient person, I only own a couple of toys I have to warm up to, to take them. When I want to feel a toy inside me, I want it right there and then.
As soon as I ripped my new handsome boy out of his plastic wrapping, I knew this was the start to a very, very beautiful relationship. His coloration blew me away, I couldn't have asked for a more delicious color. The Regal Alpha really brings out every bump, ridge, and scale on Crackers. The flaming pink tip really reminds me of swollen pink glans at the brink of an orgasm, so this little detail is one of my favorite aspects of him. And then his texture!! Holy smokes how could anybody look at this pretty boy and not think, damn those scales. Cracker's underside is lined with a full row of uniform, defined scales similar to the underbelly of a dragon, while his top is covered in small bumps. These details combined mix together to form a delectable pleasure ride you will not soon forget.

Now lets talk about that sexy base of his, though I am a ball fanatic even without balls this base is fantastic. It's like a scaly little volcano sheath giving way to a engorged, needing, erection. His spiked scaled near the base of the shaft have to be my favorite. For those of you who enjoy exploring toys orally, you will LOVE this toy. There are so many scales and different textures to explore. Running my tongue over his base is my favorite, before every use of my bad boy, I have to warm up to him with a nice long oral session. Just a little ritual to worship his delicious texture during our frequent meetings. 

My first time with Crackers was one to remember, I can tell you that much! 

Once he was out of the box, and packing peanuts were successfully spread out all over the living room floor, I gave Crackers a good wash down and prepared to be taken by this big boy. 

Crackers is certainly thicker than he looks, I lubed him up properly, and lowered myself down on him. 

Cracker's shape is different from any other toy I own. His head is nice to you, it's ridged glans sliding into you, prodding you gently, rubbing your walls in just the right way. And then comes his shaft, and thats where you remember you are having sex with a rowdy cockatrice…and he isn't going to play nice. Cracker's shaft balloons out just after the head, stretching his shaft, and the orifice of whomever he decides to thrust into. The diameter of his shaft stretched me in ways I was not expecting! This resulted in sending me to that delicious bittersweet line between pleasure and pain. Being into BDSM and the fact that I am in a dominant/submissive relationship I much enjoy a twinge of pain with my pleasure. It adds a little kick to the spice pot. This cockatrice serviced all my pleasures, serving them up warm and delicious! I allowed him to stretch me for several minutes, letting my body adjust to the intrusion, then slowly began to take more of him, feeling every ridge as I did so. His defined ridge in the middle of his underside provided even more pleasure as I descended upon him. Eventually I was able to take Crackers fully down to the base, where he thins out just slightly. Once I was good and stretched I let this big boy do his thing, I found I prefer using Crackers as a grinder more than a thruster. I like taking his thickness and just letting him fill me while I grind and rock on him. This is where the suction cup comes in handy, he doesn't shift beneath me, he stays put firm and true. Cracker's dramatic upward curve is fantastic for G-spot stimulation and I found if I swayed just right he had no problem hitting the sweet spot. It wasn't long before this fantastic creature had me moaning and dripping with pleasure. End result was one of the hardest orgasms I have ever achieved with a dildo. The deep kind of orgasm that reverberates up through your body and makes you want to take a long nap afterward. Crackers was an instant favorite, and even as my toy box continues to grow, he remains one of my favorite boys. If I am in the mood for a good stretching all I've got to do is whistle for my faithful cockatrice and he is eager to please. I have not tried Crackers anally yet, he's not exactly the tenderest of lovers so I'm a little wary to try him out on that end yet, but because of his large base he is anal safe!  I would recommend Crackers the Cockatrice to any girl or guy who is looking for a nice, long stretch that leaves you aching and fulfilled. I would not recommend him to any beginners, or girls with very tight vaginas. He is girthy, and not exactly for the inexperienced. Do not let his label as size "small" fool you. Are you a beginner that just got their heart broken over my last comment? Don't worry your little head, because you are in luck. Bad Dragon being the awesome folks that they are, just recently released a mini sized Crackers! So if you like the look of Crackers but aren't sure about the girth spring for the mini, he is Crackers in a small package, still equipped with all the lovely bumps and ridges. Overall I give crackers a 10/10!! He is one of my most beloved toys that I keep going back to again and again for those wonderful, deep orgasms that only my boy Crackers can provide! 

Here is the breakdown of pros and cons:

The Pros: 

1. Amazing detail and texture! 

2. Girthy and thick wonderful for a filling experience!

3. Curve provides G-Spot stimulation

4. Small nubs at the base can provide clitoral stimulation 

The cons: 

1. Girth mary be too big for some

Check out Bad Dragon and all their amazing fantasy toys! 

Happy Toying!-Ashes