Tuesday, May 20, 2014

Bad Dragon's Chance the Stallion Un-Flared Review

Chance The Stallion

Finally I am getting around to taking decent photos of my collection and getting these reviews up! What did I do today you ask? Oh just the usual, it was a beautiful day, so I took my dildos out into the yard and photographed them.
This is my first review, so lets take a crack at this!
Today I am reviewing Bad Dragon's Chance The Stallion. Bad Dragon is a wonderful company that specializes in fantasy dildos of all shapes and sorts. Into dragons, werewolves, horses or sea monsters? Well have they sure got just the thing for you! Bad Dragon instantly caught my eye seeing as they deal in the manufacture of what the public would dub "strange". But in my opinion, their dildos are beyond beautiful! It's like getting a pleasurable work of art! The amount of love and time that goes into these beauties is very apparent. I had been wanting an equine toy for an outrageous amount of time, and after searching many many sites offering equine, or equine inspired toys, I decided I would be purchasing my first pony from Bad Dragon.
Bad Dragon is wonderful for many reasons, one of them that sold me on buying my first stallion from them was the customizable options that they offer.
You can choose your very own custom color, from a two color marble, to a custom color fade your color options are limitless. If you have any questions on color, you can also contact the Bad Dragon staff and they can tell you whether or not it can be done, they are super helpful with any and all questions so don't hesitate to contact them! They are pretty rad people.
You can also choose between several silicone firmness options, soft, medium, and firm. They also have extra soft firmness mostly used for packers. I have found my ideal firmness to be medium, it is just the right firmness to be comfortably insertable, and it doesn't buck away from you when trying to insert the toy. If you are unsure of how the silicone firmness feels, Bad Dragon offers a sample disk set so you can feel their incredible squishy silicone for yourself!  For any first time Bad Dragon buyer I strongly suggest buying a sample disk set before purchasing any toys. Plus then you can display these pretty little pucks stamped with the Bad Dragon logo around your house, or use them for stress relief, or even use them as self defense utensils…if you have a good enough throwing arm. Bad Dragon's silicone that they use for all their toys is high quality, silicone. Silicone in my opinion is the Fastback of sex toy materials. It's the best of the best. It's nonporous and does not pick up disease or infections. It's the safest material and is very easy to clean. It can be cleaned with soap and warm water, its dishwasher safe, or you could boil your toys in warm water. I choose the soap and water option because as far as dishwashers go my dishwasher is my two hands, and I can't bring myself to boil my toys because I am a weenie.
Bad Dragon also offers a variety of sizes for select toys. Their more popular toys come in small, medium, large, and even extra large. They even have minis available on four of their more girthy toys, this size option is very new to the site.
The last customizable option that you can add to your toy is Bad Dragon's infamous cumtube. This option is where you can choose to have a tube running up through your toy which attaches to a syringe so you can shoot your choice of liquid through the toy simulating a real ejaculation. Bad Dragon also sells a cumlube in white or clear which I highly recommend purchasing also. It is specifically made to be used with the cumtube, and it is just all around a great lubricant. The white cumlube is made to feel and look very similar to real cum, so it makes the experience all the more fun!

I ordered my Chance the Stallion with all the bells and whistles, here are all the custom options I chose:
Size: Small
Silicone Firmness: Firm split, the base is Hard firmness, while the shaft is medium firmness
Color: Light Natural stallion pink with brown splotch, and black base
Cumtube option: YES!
I also ordered a bottle of cumlube with my Chance, though any toy you order with a cumtube will come with a complimentary bottle of free cumlube! Nice huh?
Since my Chance was a totally custom made toy, it took a while for me to receive him.
One must understand that making these toys takes some time especially when you order more than one at a time and get some crazy custom colors. My Chance took about four weeks for me to get him in my hands. But I was prepared for that wait after reading many reviews on ordering from Bad Dragon. The wait nearly killed me, but oh was it ever worth it. Bad Dragon allows you to keep track of your order constantly though, and they update you as your toy goes through the stages of manufacture! This doesn't make the wait any easier, but it is nice to be able to follow your toy as it is brought to life.
My Chance arrived in a pretty little brown box with a discrete shipping label.
He was wrapped in purple wrapping paper, his own plastic bag and lots of packing peanuts!
Now onto the important part!
As soon as my little pony arrived I could not wait to saddle up and take him for a ride.
When I took him out of the package my first initial thought was…hmm he is a little tiny…
This is completely my fault. This was my first ever Bad Dragon order, and I was a little unsure on sizing since Equine toys seem so large! So to be safe I ordered small. Not my brightest idea. Bad Dragon provides sizing charts for all their toys so make sure to review those very carefully before you order.
Vaginal Usage:
But regardless of his smaller side, I could not get over how absolutely lovely he was. He was beautifully sculpted, his shaft riddled with subtle veins, and a nice medial ring. He did leave me wishing for a little more texture on his head…but thats completely personal tastes! Overall his shape and looks had me practically drooling, his look and feel in my hands alone already had me hot and bothered! I scooped my new stallion up and retreated to my bathroom for a nice session of toying!
I got all set up, and slowly lowered myself down upon my pony. I prefer a kneeling position for toying thats great for grinding, and bouncing up and down to trust a toy in and out. My initial reaction was "holy cow he feels amazing!!" Despite his thinner shaft, his length and flexibility allowed me to press him right up against my G-Spot. His wider head was pleasing along my walls as I thrusted him in and out. Because of his large base he easily stays in place for average thrusting. I was instantly lost in the pleasures of my new pony. And I was very happy I went with the cumtube option, it felt great to shoot a jet of cumlube into me mid thrust! And added more lubricant wherever I needed it! Normally I like to incorporate my rabbit vibrator to help me achieve a more powerful orgasm while using insertable toys, but with Chance I did not need it! I was able to achieve orgasm within ten minutes of thrusting him! This little stallion does not disappoint!
Oral usage:
I am a large fan of oral play, and Chance proved to be extremely enjoyable to explore with my tongue. I loved running my tongue up him, and indulging in his textures, dips and ridges. I am also a bit of a ball enthusiast. Ok ok I'm putting it lightly. I have a full fledged ball fetish, like seriously I love balls. They are uniquely shaped, and soft, and ever so fun to play with. Luckily I have a very accepting fiancé, who quite enjoys my ball fetish and enjoys letting me swoon over his. But when he is at work, it's nice to have a toy with a great set of testes! And Chance sure has that! I greatly enjoyed sucking on his large balled base, and am in love with the feel of the firm silicone and all the wrinkles sculpted into the toy.
Anal usage:
I have yet to try Chance out anally, sadly I have not had the time to do so, but since Chance has a large base he is safe for Anal play! This stallion has it all! Whew!
Overall I give Chance a 9/10 solely because of his size, which isn't his fault but my own. Being a little bit of a size queen this small is just too small! But his shape, texture, and look have me going back for him again and again. Chance is my go to toy when I'm in the mood for some pony action, and I don't feel like warming up and having to stretch myself as I have to do for some of my larger toys. Chance is a pony that will go easy on you, he's a tender little lover that will continue to please every time. I am so glad I lassoed this little horsey for myself, and he really sparked my interest in equine toys. Since my purchase of Chance I have invested in two other equine toys, so It's safe to say that I am hooked. You just can't go wrong with a snorting, bucking stallion!
Here is the breakdown of pros and cons:
The Pros:
1. Small sized horse is a good fit for everybody! Even the inexperienced!
2. The un-flared version of Chance makes insertion easier.
3. Cumtube accessory is wonderful for toy play
4. Chance fits in any normal sized female harness. For Example he fits perfectly in my RodeOh harness!

The Cons:
1. Small size may put off size queens
2. Natural coloration could be "too real" for some
3. Cumtube can get in the way when toying, be careful not to step on it, sit on it, or pinch it! It's durable but can only take so much!

Be sure to go check out Bad Dragon and their wonderful line up of customizable fantasy toys!

Happy Toying!- Ashes



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