Bad Dragon's Flint the Uncut Studded Dragon Review

Flint the Uncut Studded Dragon

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"I'm sitting on the couch, my hair done up in a messy bun sporting my lazy day attire, a college T-Shirt and some Hollister shorts. It's a hot Texas summer day, and having slept in way later than I should have I am now trying to catch up on art commissions. My pencil scribbles across the pages of my already almost full sketchbook, sketching here, some shading there, erasing and then drawing again. The daily routine for a freelance artist. Investigation Discovery drones in the background. 
When suddenly…KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK! 
The loud rapping on the front door nearly makes me jump out of my shorts and causes me to drop my pencil. 
I peer at the clock. 
Now who in the right mind is out in the heat of the day!? It's 3:00 it's murderous outside!? 
I get up irritably and round the couch to the front door. I yank it open, expecting a salesmen of some sort. I open my mouth, already armed with my line of "I'm not interested in anything you are selling" but I never get to use it. 
My mouth falls open a little as my eyes slowly scale up the figure now filling my doorway. Standing before me is a very big, very handsome,…dragon. He must be seven feet tall at least as he looms over me, I feel my throat go a little dry as I stand there dumbly. His luminescent blue scales shimmer in the Texas sun like a sparkling ocean of bumps and ridges. He breaks the awkward silence between us with a friendly smile. 
"Hi, my name is Flint, My truck broke down about a mile down the road, you were the first house I came to, and I can't seem to get a signal way out here. Do you mind if I bother you to use your phone?" He says gently. 
His voice is low and soft, not a hint of ill meaning in it. 
I stand with my hand on the door, what's the harm in letting the poor guy use the phone? 
I nod quickly and step aside to allow him entrance. He has to duck inside the door, mindful to not scrape his horns on the doorframe. I direct him to my hall phone, and explain how to use my ancient rotary style telephone. I leave him to his phone call and walk into my kitchen still a little dumbfounded. Never had I seen a more gorgeous dragon, and of all things he came knocking on my door! MY door! I hear the click of the phone and the heavy footsteps as he rounds the corner to join me in the kitchen. 
C'mon, c'mon, make conversation! 
"Would you like a glass of water?" I stutter awkwardly. 
He grins a big toothy dragon sized grin. 
"Yes please, it's a scorcher out there." He says gratefully.
I pour him some water into the biggest glass I own and he drinks it down thirstily. 
He hand's the empty glass back to me and smiles again.
"Thank you for being so kind, how can I ever thank you?" He says in that gruff, masculine voice. 
Without thinking, my eyes dart downward to the crotch of his jeans, and then back up to his face. Oh I can only wonder…what such a large dragon…might be packing. 
He grins wryly. 
"I can thank you that way, if you'd like." He says winking. 
I swallow hard and my words get caught in my throat. 
"I-i-i…um…sorry…I uh…didn't mean to…" I stutter frantically. 
He takes a step forward, closing the gap between us and puts a big claw against my lips shushing me. 
"Such a kind woman like yourself deserves to be thanked…the right way." He whispers, a cheeky smile spreading across his lips. 
I melt like butter at his touch. 
Oh dear lord do whatever you want with me you big hunk of sexy dragon ass!! 
"The shower will do nicely." He says grinning. 
I point wordlessly in the direction of the shower still in awe. 
Before I can say a word, he scoops me up into his arms, his paws cradling my rump as he whisks me in the direction of the shower. He lets me down on the bathroom floor and internally I am thanking myself for the decision I made to remodel the front bathroom and making it larger. I can't get my clothing off fast enough. T-shirt hits the floor, followed by shorts and then bra. I feel his large scaled palm slinking up my thigh, traveling up to the side of my torso. His paw is so massive it nearly completely covers my side. I swallow hard. 
"Slowly…let me take a look at you…" He whispers leaning down to nuzzle his massive snout against my neck. 
He makes me feel like a toy doll, tiny against his body. 
He lets a pleased little growl rumble up from his throat as he slips a claw underneath the string of my panties. With a small pop, he slits the string holding them together right in half. I can only moan in reply and lean into him, not caring about my murdered underwear, or that they were my new Victoria's Secrets. He brings his talented fingers up my body and comes to my pert breasts, teasing my nipples  under his finger pads, rotating each of them slowly until they are hard and needy. 
Finding my confidence I slowly run my hand down to the crotch of his jeans, he hisses as my fingers come in contact with his bulging need. 
I can feel my cheeks grow hot immediately. 
Holy shit…is ALL of that…his…
I feel him chuckle against me. 
He leans backward and as if to answer to my curiosity his hands drop to his pants. He unhitches his belt, and slowly unzips his fly. He grabs his jeans and hefts them down, letting his massive erection spring free of his clothing. 
A little gasp escapes my lips and he smiles wider. 
His member is about as thick around as my forearm..and he's pierced…
His proud cock stands away from his body, greeting me in all its beauty. The underside is lined with with ridged scales, and I blush as I notice that he is indeed..an intact dragon. 
Oh what a sight! 
He peels his shirt up over his head and kicks his jeans aside. 
Apparently dragon's like himself prefer free balling….
He lifts me again, carries me into the shower and closes the glass door. Without ever putting me down he turns on the water, the warmth flowing through my hair and over my body. 
I feel his lips push against mine, they are smooth compared to the rest of his horned body. I moan into him, begging for more of his attention. 
He grabs his throbbing cock and pushes his head against my opening. 
I arch up into him, as if to push him forward, begging for more. And he obeys. 
He pushes into me farther, stretching my walls with his girth. I can feel the slight sting as my body stretches to take him, I grip his shoulders and throw my head back. He lets my body adjust, and pushes in more. I can feel every ridge as he enters me, every small stud of his piercings, rubbing pleasingly against my sensitive insides. He continues like this for what seems like an eternity, until he is sheathed completely within me. I sigh against him, lost in utter ecstasy as he fills me. And then he begins to thrust, rolling his hips slowly into me. His scales pop in and out of me causing me to cry out in pleasure. His curved member pushes against my G-Spot, his massive girth allowing him to hit it every time. Over and over again. I'm moaning his name like a prayer, lost in seas of pleasure as he fucks me like his little dragoness. He grunts as he thrusts, low guttural growls that reverberate up through my body. I buck up against him, my climax building like wild fire. The feeling of glorious fullness sends me over the edge, my body clamps around him as I hit my peak. I moan loudly as I am lost in orgasm. Flint thrusts into me faster, and faster as he reaches his much needed finish. He gives a load roar that shakes the bathroom walls, and pulls himself from my body. He ejaculates onto my water slick body, his powerful cumshots covering my heaving breasts. His bursts of cum wane in power until his wilting erection droops against my pelvis, his angry head oozing cum onto me. I hang onto him weakly, completely spent and weary. He slowly opens his eyes to take me in, and smiles tiredly down at me. 
I feel like I have run a marathon and well…been fucked by a dragon! Flint helps me out and we dry and dress ourselves. He makes sure to give me an arm to lean on as I attempt to walk. He helps me to the kitchen and I sit down with a pleased sigh. 
He runs a paw through my hair and gives me another one of those toothy dragon grins. He writes his number for me on a slip of paper, and leaves me with one last heated kiss. 
"I better go now, the tow truck will be here soon." He sighs looking as if he does not want to leave. 
I smile at him and bite my lip. 
"Well maybe your truck needs to break down around these parts more often." I say slyly. 
He smiles in response. 
"I have this funny feeling that it just might." He growls.
The End
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I suppose its very obvious to tell that I am in love with this toy, even before I get to the review. I mean hell I wrote a story about it. I had a very welcome visitor come knocking on my door today! My Flint the Uncut Studded Dragon from Bad Dragon finally arrived!
This is a toy that I have been eyeing for quite some time, but when I first started toying he seemed a little too big for me. But now since I have worked my way up the size scale I finally felt ready to tackle Flint. Funny right as I finally decided to get him they came out with a mini sized Flint! haha I could have used that months and months ago, but despite that I decided to go ahead and order a size small Flint.
Shipping 10/10
I ordered Flint from Bad Dragon in a custom color and it only took about two weeks for him to arrive! This is a record time for a custom order from Bad Dragon! Especially since I ordered during a large sale that they were having. But along with the flop sale that they had going on they also had a special limited edition color called Atomic Kaiju Blue in honor of the new release of Godzilla. And hell I was all over that!!! I mean it was a blue that glowed in the dark! I needed it! Flint in my opinion is one of the most gorgeously sculpted toys that Bad Dragon offers. He is also very special because he is one of the only models that Bad Dragon sells that is uncut and sports an intact foreskin. This may be a turnoff of some, but I for one don't mind either way. Flint makes it look ever so good and may I say he rocks the uncut look. After the quick wait time for manufacture Flint was on his way to my house. He got delayed for a day due to FedEx being well…FedEx…but that wasn't Bad Dragon's fault. He arrived in the usual brown discreet box filled with purpled tissue paper and packing peanuts. This time however my Flint was packaged in a nifty little plastic bag that was black on one side and clear on the other sporting a red metallic Bad Dragon logo on the front! Never got one of those before, maybe due to the special sale! But I was very excited! Normally I rip plastic bags open like a rabid dog, but this time around I was very careful to keep it intact!

I ordered my Flint with these custom options:

Size: Small-Now when they say "small" this is really no small. It may not be very long, but he is thick! So make sure you read the sizing carefully before purchasing this bad boy! Here are the dimensions:

Dimensions (inches)	Mini	Small	Medium	Large	Extra Large
Diameter of Head	1.00	1.20	1.64	2.00	2.50
Diameter of Shaft	1.80	2.30	3.00	3.75	4.50
Usable Length	4.15	5.25	6.50	8.50	10.00
Circumference of Head	4.50	5.50	6.25	7.25	8.75
Circumference of Shaft	5.75	7.00	9.00	11.00	13.50
Total Length	5.50	7.00	8.75	11.00	13.25

Silicone firmness: Medium

Color: Limited edition Atomic Kaiju Blue-HE GLOWS BLUE IN THE DARK!!!!

Suction Cup: No

Cumtube: No 

As always Bad Dragon has limitless options for you to choose from when ordering a custom toy. The color I chose is no longer available though. But never fear, Bad Dragon puts out all kinds of neat promotions from time to time such as limited edition colors, and sales! I always keep my eyes peeled for those. 

Now for the juicy part! The Review!

Oral usuage: 1000/1000!!!

lol my rating system isn't very formal. blah, some toys deserve ridiculously high ratings. This is one of them. 

Flint is by far one of the most detail toys that I own, from Bad Dragon or from any other company. Every inch of him has some new detail to be withheld. I started at his head, exploring his swollen glans, running my tongue along the slit at his tip. I circled my tongue around his foreskin and sucked his head into my mouth, savoring him slowly. Just his head alone is a wonderland of detail like I cannot explain. I moved down his length and started with his underside, exploring each and every pronounced ridge and I couldn't help but drool in anticipation as I thought about what those ridges would feel like inside me! I slid my tongue over his top side, feeling every one of his studded piercings beneath my flattened tongue. I shivered at the sensation. And finally I came to his balls, oh lovely heavens those balls!!! The toys I have been ordering lately have been without balls so this fellow was a site for sore eyes! They are so big, and round and perfect to pop in and out of my mouth. I'm sure he didn't mind me worshipping those balls of his. They are perfect!! For those out there that love balls on toys like I do, then this toy has exactly what you are looking for! 

Vaginal Usage: Holy shit I don't think number ratings do this toy justice. The highest rating possible, thats what it gets. Period. lol

I knew what I was getting into as soon as I ordered Flint. I knew he was a big boy, and I was ready for him. In preparing for him to arrive I practiced stretching myself with another of my toys, Ridley also from Bad Dragon, Ridley's knot is about 2.4"in diameter, and Flint is 2.3" so I figured this would get me ready. Once I was able to work myself up to knotting Ridley completely, all I could think, was bring on Flint. So when I got him, I couldn't wait to have him in me. I started slow with him. I am a huge fan of external stimulation with toys when I first start toying, so I started that way. I slowly rubbed his head against my clit, the details of his tip had me sighing for more. I then began to rub his shaft against me, feeling each ridge grab and please me as I did so. I laid back and let him work his magic. After a while of letting him tease me, I had to have him inside me. I needed that glorious feeling of fullness. I got into my favorite position for toying, kneeling of course. I prefer kneeling so I can bounce on the toy and it gives my legs a nice workout. I readied Flint, and slowly pushed his fat head into my body. His head went in easy, and then I hit the thickest part of his shaft and nearly fell over with the sensation. He was so, damn, thick! He stretched me pleasingly, that sweet, sweet twinge of pain as my body adjusted to him. As I pushed him in farther I could feel the pop of each and every ridge on his underside, one by one my body sucked them in, causing me to moan every time. I have never felt anything quite like it, and for the first time in a long time…words fail me. Now that is saying something, because as a girl that loves to talk 90 miles an hour, all day every day, not having words to describe something is a big damn deal. It was just that good. I simply sat there letting him slide into me, relishing the feeling, the slow pleasure already building up my orgasm. And finally, I felt his balls pressing against my body and I had fully hilted him. That accomplishment alone had me on a pleasure high. I gently began to grind him, and oh I was instantly in heaven. Not only is Flint curved in just the right way, but he is so thick that it is impossible to miss your G-Spot. With some of my toys they have the right curve for G-spot stimulation but its hit or miss when I start thrusting (yeah that gets a little wild). This is not the case with Flint. He's big, he's bad, and he's here to make you cum like you never have before. I'm pretty sure if I had close enough neighbors…they would have been able to hear me. I was moaning like my life depended on it! Flint was just the perfect fantasy! His studs massaged my walls as I continued to grind him, leaving me breathless and soaking. Normally by this point I would be reaching for my clitoral massager to finish me off, but this time I did not need it. I was already there. I came in a wave of pleasure, shivers running through me, my legs shaking like wet noodles. All I could do was simply sit there and ride it out, never wanting it to end. I had to wait a good 15 minutes before even attempting to pull Flint from my body, my orgasm was so intense, my muscles simply did not want to let him go. Pulling him out was nearly as good as pushing him in. Once again I got to feel every ridge as he exited me, sending post-orgasm shudders through me. I simply laid there on the shower floor heaving. If I hadn't had other things to do that day, I would have just laid there with him and not gotten out! After a good hour of recovery in the shower, and a bath for Flint I was pretty sure I could walk again! After a date with Flint it's best to stay home and not go into public. You may be walking like you've been riding a horse all day! 

Anal usage: N/A

Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. So much nope. That big boy and all his lovely ridges can stay away from my bum thank you! lol 

Overall I am simply and utterly IN LOVE with this toy. If you have been debating about getting one the way I was, say screw it, get one. Trust me, you need Flint in your life. Everybody need's Flint in their life. He's a Dragon that simply will not do you wrong. My current go to toy, Cody now has close competition. I find myself at a cross roads when I go to toy now! I used to almost always grab for Cody and maybe throw in another toy, but now I have to decide…is it a Cody kind of day, or a Flint kind of fuck session? I could not be happier with this toy and in my opinion Flint is by far one of the best models offered by Bad Dragon. And like I said before if small Flint still seems a little large for you, spring for a Flint mini! He's Flint in a smaller package with all the same ridges and studs! So run on down and get yourself a big ol uncut dragon to play with! You won't regret it!
The Pros:
1. Amazing detail and texture
2. Uncut model may be pleasing to some
3. Thickness satisfies those who like bigger toys
4. For those who enjoy balls, he's got plenty
5. High quality silicone

The Cons:
1.Size may be too big for some
2. Texture could be "too much" for some
3. Uncut model may be displeasing to some

Go check out Bad Dragon and all of their lovely fantasy toys! 

Happy Toying!-Ashes